The Thoughts of Pie

tattookink:

when you at a family event and somebody say ‘all the boys gone be chasing after you’

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almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out

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giantgagofficial:


Funny pictures of the day (107 pics)

Seriously

giantgagofficial:

Funny pictures of the day (107 pics)
Seriously

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approvinqly:

food tastes better when you took it from someone

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realmonstrosities:

ftcreature:

sdzoo:

Even Galapagos tortoises enjoy watermelon in the summer. Watch the full video.

mush mush smush smush

I always think of human brains when I see this kind of thing. It’s a very different experience

i dont know what to do with this information… can’t stop thinking about it… 

p0urtoujours:

Why put cookie dough in the oven when you could put it straight in your mouth?

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mitchdahbitch:

mitchdahbitch:

ill take the one in the red 

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heart:

when i lose a pen i just saw two seconds ago 

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